YENIQUE

I swear I know minding your business can be hard, we are curious creatures and we always want to know…information is sweet abiii? The problem I have with nosiness is the assumption and “ajasa” part, I mean it’s fine to be curious but if your information is incomplete don’t fill the empty spaces with made up lies and then spread that nonsense around. Ok so let me tell you a short story…   I just moved from my former apartment and I have stayed in the previous apartment for three years. So I am very single, have been for a while I also stay alone, so my nosy-ass landlady, her kids and battalion grandkids have the most outrageous stories about my life. I am hardly home so I think that gives them the basis to build story upon story about my life. Sometimes she calls me and says stuff like “aunty Funke e maa n fi okunrin shako”(Funke you don’t give men the chance) or “mo la la pe e se oyun, e de ku”(I dreamt you aborted and died) or “boda to gbe motto wa yi oniro niii, e gbudo